If I Had $1000000

{t:If I Had $1000000}
{st:Barenaked Ladies (1991)}

{c:intro}
[G]1 2 3 4, [D]1 2 3 4, [C]1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4
[G]1 2 3 4, [D]1 2 3 4, [C]1 2 3 4, [D]1 2 3 4

{sot}
A |-0-2-3-2-0-----2--|
E |-2---------3-0-3--|
C |-2-------------2--|
G |-2-------------0--|
{eot}

{c:verse 1}
[G] If I [D]had a million [C]dollars  (If I had a million [G]dollars)
I'd [D]buy you a [C]house  (I would buy you a [G]house)
If I [D]had a million [C]dollars  (If I had a million [G]dollars)
I'd buy you [D]furniture for your [C]house  (maybe a nice chesterfield or an [G]ottoman)
If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million [G]dollars)
I'd [D]buy you a [C]K-Car  (a nice reliant automo-[G]bile)
If I [D]had a million [C]dollars,
I'd buy your [D]love

{c:verse 2}
[C] If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,   (we'd build a [Em]tree fort in our [C]yard)
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,   (You could [Em]help, it wouldn't be that [C]hard)
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,   (We could put like a [Em]little refrigerator in there)
[C]   [D]   [G]         [C]   [D]   [G]     [D]
{c:Riff ...}

{c:Speak}
                we could keep snacks and beverages ...

{c:verse 3}
[G] If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
  (If I had a million [G]dollars)
I'd [D]buy you a fur [C]coat
  (But not a real fur coat that's [G]cruel)
If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
  (If I had a million [G]dollars)
I'd [D]buy you an exotic [C]pet
  (Yep, like a llama or an [G]emu)
If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
  (if I had a million [G]dollars)
I'd [D]buy you John Merrick's re-[C]mains
  (Ummmm, all them crazy elephant [G]bones)
If I [D]had a million [C]dollars,
   I'd buy your [D]love ... [D6]   [D7]   [D6]   [D]

{c:verse 4}
[C] If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
   we wouldn't [Em]have to walk to the [C]store
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
   we'd take a limo-[Em]-sine 'cause it costs [C]more
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
   we wouldn't [Em]have to eat Kraft [C]dinner
[C]   [D]   [G]         [C]   [D]   [G]      [D]
{c:Riff ...}

{c:Speak}
             but we would. We'd probably eat more ...


[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
  (if I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you a green [C]dress
  (But not a real green dress, that's [G]cruel)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
  (if I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you some [C]art
  (A Picasso or a Gar-[G]-funkel)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars
  (if I had a million [G]dollars)
[G]I'd [D]buy you a [C]monkey
  (Haven't you always wanted a [G]monkey?)
[G]If I [D]had a million [C]dollars,
   I'd buy your [D]love...  [D6]   [D7]   [D6]   [D]

[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
   if I [Em]had a million [C]dollars
[C]If I [D]had a million [G]dollars,
   if I [Em]had a million [C]dollars

[C]If I [D]had a million [G]do-[D]oll-[C]ars ... [D]...

   I'd be [G]rich

{sot}
End Riff:
A |-2-------2-3-2-0-----2--|
E |-3---3-----------3-0-3--|
C |-2-2-----------------2--|
G |-0-------------------0--|
{eot}

{c:End Riff, nice and slow, end on G}